I tried to play fair on my Amazon Kindle page by using a recent photograph of myself on my Author Bio . . . but every picture I took looked either like a sunken-eyed cadaver or that sexual pervert some people think was the Zodiac Killer of California. (Well, I've been sick). So, once again, I'm going to cheat and reach way back to my High School Yearbook picture.
It sounds incredible, I know, but that's about the only photo taken of me (that I know of) between Senior year at Bixby High and the present, not counting driver's license, college IDs, and the like. Because I'm the wind . . . no one sees me come, and no one sees me leave . . .
UPDATE: I managed to use my Tulsa Community College ID picture on Amazon, small and grainy as that is. It would never have been on the cover of GQ or Newsweek, but it's closer to the present (notice how I carefully gloss over dates).
Meanwhile, I may just leave my old portrait right here . . .